I feel an explanation is in order. I've always wanted to mess around with certain properties of sburb and I thought the best way to do that was to make my own MSPA. Currently it's pure text, but I'll worry about the art later.
Act 1
==>
A young woman wakes up from a REFRESHING NAP. Normally she would already have a name, but she never received one due to MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. Now, What will her name be?
=Enter name.
Ashsmell Firebreath? That won't do. You're a bit rude, aren't you?
=Try Again
Much better. Your name is Kate Phanage, you don't have any notable interests, other than PYROMANIA. You are well known to be OVERLY PARANOID, one of your fears being Dying in your sleep, which makes you curious as of why you let yourself fall asleep.
=Examine room
You question the command. It is very dark for some reason, and you fear a creature of the night will get angry at you looking at it and attack. You close your eyes and shudder in fear.
=Use fire to light up the room.
Absolutely not! Even though you love fire, you wouldn't dare set the room on fire, risking your life!
=Light a candle
Well, That's a bit better. You light the CANDLE, lighting up the room enough to see that there's nothing there.
=Investigate source of darkness
The source of the darkness is an UN-POWERED LIGHT BULB. It was plenty obvious.
=Investigate power outage
It seems one of your recent acts of pyromania has caused the generator to fry. You would fix it yourself, but you're afraid of fucking everything up.
=Investigate captchalogue contents
Your captchalogue contains: MATCHBOOK x1, SMART PHONE x1, and BURNT OUT MATCH x15
=Discard of burnt out matches
You are not sure why you are carrying these around. you use the BURNT OUT MATCHES as fuel for a FIRE.
=Use your phone and pester a friend
You only have one friend online, thankfully he is the only one who lives near you.
<<PESTERLOG>>
flamingJumper [FJ] begun pestering grimFacade [GF] at 21:15 EST
FJ: Michael!
FJ: Are you there??
GF: I am. what do you need?
FJ: I left a fire going and it mordored my generator.
FJ: I need you to fix it, or atleast set up my spare!
FJ: I'm scared to do it myself, but if you do it should be a flaming success!
FJ: :D
GF: Fine. I'll see what I can do.
flamingJumper [FJ] ceased pestering grimFacade [GF]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
=Explore the house while waiting for friend
you take your TRUSTY CANDLE and wander the house. in the kitchen is a table, a few appliances, and your laptop.
=Investigate laptop
It seems a torrent you've forced yourself to use has finished downloading a game. It's very famous, but you didn't want to waste any money, so you resorted to pirating.
=Investigate game
This game is called "SDrag". it has recently been fully released from it's beta. There are two modes to the game, Cognitive and Simulation. You have no idea what cognitive means, and you're scared to find out.
=Boot up simulation mode.
You see a computerized version of your house, and a few widgets to fuck around with.
=Fuck around with widgets
You find some building tools and machines in the widget menus
=Deploy the 3 machines
You deploy the CRUXTRUDER, the TOTEM LATHE, and the ALCHEMITER in various places around your house. there's still one machine left, but you don't have any purple gushers, whatever those are supposed to be.
=Deploy the card
Since it's the only thing affordable to toy around with, you deploy the PRE-PUNCHED CARD and set it on a shelf.
=Move the digitized form of yourself around.
You cannot pick up players.
=Try to type in a command.
You type in INVESTIGATE PRE-PUNCHED CARD and the digitized form of yourself quickly does so.
=become interrupted by sudden change of atmosphere
It appears the LIGHTS are back on! Michael must have came around and repaired the generator. You think of setting a bonfire in celebration
=answer Michael
<<PESTERLOG>>
grimFacade [GF] begun pestering flamingJumper [FJ] at 21:54 EST
GF: Okay, Kate, I hooked up the spare generator. Have fun with your powered shenanigans, I guess.
FJ: Yess! I KNEW it would be a flaming success! I CALLED IT!!
GF: Okay. Really. Stop.
FJ: Okay then. Anyways, Didn't you get a copy of SDrag? I have a copy pirated, but the simulation version is so retarded I want to turn every byte of data of it into ash.
GF: Again with the pyromania. I'll play with you. Whatever.
FJ: Yay!
GF: -.-"
grimFacade [GF] ceased pestering flamingJumper [FJ]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
=UPDATE 2=
=Wait for Michael
To waste time, you decide to Fuck around with the simulation some more. You Investigate every Crevice of the household for clues.
=We all know the process. Skip to the fun part.
Okay, okay. Sheesh. You've finished setting everything up, The Kernel Sprite fully prototyped with the most helpful items you could find.
=Alchemitize "Key"
You Alchemitize your session's KEY TO THE MEDIUM, which appears to be an orange POPSICLE. apparently your personality is programmed to the digitized form, and she spontaneously lights a match and throws it at the strange object. This melts it, causing the digitized form to enter the medium.
===>
The window cuts to black, showing the SDrag logo, prompting you to play the cognitive version for more gameplay.
=Answer Michael
<<PESTERLOG>>
grimFacade [GF] began pestering flamingJumper [FJ] at 22:13 EST
GF: I'm back at my house. whenever you are ready we can go ahead and get this over with.
FJ: Right! I just got through what the simulation had to offer, so I guess I know what I have to do, client player wise.
GF: That's good. Finally you know something more than every single trick to lighting a fire.
FJ: Hey! I'll burn you to the flaming ground if I have to!
GF: Easy, now. Just stay calm and establish the connection.
FJ: Fine!
flamingJumper [FJ] ceased pestering grimFacade [GF]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
=UPDATE 3=
=Connect
<<PESTERLOG>>
flamingJumper [FJ] began pestering grimFacade [GF] at 22:20 EST
FJ: This is weird. I launched up the cognitive version and it says you're already linked to me.
FJ: What the actual flame fucking fuck?
GF: I appear to have a similar situation. Most of my tabs on my browser closed, leaving up some sort of notepad-esque page. A walkthrough, apparently.
FJ: Strange.
GF: Indeed. I will extract any information we actually need while the game launches up.
FJ: Right.
grimFacade [GF] Ceased pestering flamingJumper [FJ]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
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A young woman wakes up from a REFRESHING NAP. Normally she would already have a name, but she never received one due to MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. Now, What will her name be?
=Enter name.
Ashsmell Firebreath? That won't do. You're a bit rude, aren't you?
=Try Again
Much better. Your name is Kate Phanage, you don't have any notable interests, other than PYROMANIA. You are well known to be OVERLY PARANOID, one of your fears being Dying in your sleep, which makes you curious as of why you let yourself fall asleep.
=Examine room
You question the command. It is very dark for some reason, and you fear a creature of the night will get angry at you looking at it and attack. You close your eyes and shudder in fear.
=Use fire to light up the room.
Absolutely not! Even though you love fire, you wouldn't dare set the room on fire, risking your life!
=Light a candle
Well, That's a bit better. You light the CANDLE, lighting up the room enough to see that there's nothing there.
=Investigate source of darkness
The source of the darkness is an UN-POWERED LIGHT BULB. It was plenty obvious.
=Investigate power outage
It seems one of your recent acts of pyromania has caused the generator to fry. You would fix it yourself, but you're afraid of fucking everything up.
=Investigate captchalogue contents
Your captchalogue contains: MATCHBOOK x1, SMART PHONE x1, and BURNT OUT MATCH x15
=Discard of burnt out matches
You are not sure why you are carrying these around. you use the BURNT OUT MATCHES as fuel for a FIRE.
=Use your phone and pester a friend
You only have one friend online, thankfully he is the only one who lives near you.
<<PESTERLOG>>
flamingJumper [FJ] begun pestering grimFacade [GF] at 21:15 EST
FJ: Michael!
FJ: Are you there??
GF: I am. what do you need?
FJ: I left a fire going and it mordored my generator.
FJ: I need you to fix it, or atleast set up my spare!
FJ: I'm scared to do it myself, but if you do it should be a flaming success!
FJ: :D
GF: Fine. I'll see what I can do.
flamingJumper [FJ] ceased pestering grimFacade [GF]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
=Explore the house while waiting for friend
you take your TRUSTY CANDLE and wander the house. in the kitchen is a table, a few appliances, and your laptop.
=Investigate laptop
It seems a torrent you've forced yourself to use has finished downloading a game. It's very famous, but you didn't want to waste any money, so you resorted to pirating.
=Investigate game
This game is called "SDrag". it has recently been fully released from it's beta. There are two modes to the game, Cognitive and Simulation. You have no idea what cognitive means, and you're scared to find out.
=Boot up simulation mode.
You see a computerized version of your house, and a few widgets to fuck around with.
=Fuck around with widgets
You find some building tools and machines in the widget menus
=Deploy the 3 machines
You deploy the CRUXTRUDER, the TOTEM LATHE, and the ALCHEMITER in various places around your house. there's still one machine left, but you don't have any purple gushers, whatever those are supposed to be.
=Deploy the card
Since it's the only thing affordable to toy around with, you deploy the PRE-PUNCHED CARD and set it on a shelf.
=Move the digitized form of yourself around.
You cannot pick up players.
=Try to type in a command.
You type in INVESTIGATE PRE-PUNCHED CARD and the digitized form of yourself quickly does so.
=become interrupted by sudden change of atmosphere
It appears the LIGHTS are back on! Michael must have came around and repaired the generator. You think of setting a bonfire in celebration
=answer Michael
<<PESTERLOG>>
grimFacade [GF] begun pestering flamingJumper [FJ] at 21:54 EST
GF: Okay, Kate, I hooked up the spare generator. Have fun with your powered shenanigans, I guess.
FJ: Yess! I KNEW it would be a flaming success! I CALLED IT!!
GF: Okay. Really. Stop.
FJ: Okay then. Anyways, Didn't you get a copy of SDrag? I have a copy pirated, but the simulation version is so retarded I want to turn every byte of data of it into ash.
GF: Again with the pyromania. I'll play with you. Whatever.
FJ: Yay!
GF: -.-"
grimFacade [GF] ceased pestering flamingJumper [FJ]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
=UPDATE 2=
=Wait for Michael
To waste time, you decide to Fuck around with the simulation some more. You Investigate every Crevice of the household for clues.
=We all know the process. Skip to the fun part.
Okay, okay. Sheesh. You've finished setting everything up, The Kernel Sprite fully prototyped with the most helpful items you could find.
=Alchemitize "Key"
You Alchemitize your session's KEY TO THE MEDIUM, which appears to be an orange POPSICLE. apparently your personality is programmed to the digitized form, and she spontaneously lights a match and throws it at the strange object. This melts it, causing the digitized form to enter the medium.
===>
The window cuts to black, showing the SDrag logo, prompting you to play the cognitive version for more gameplay.
=Answer Michael
<<PESTERLOG>>
grimFacade [GF] began pestering flamingJumper [FJ] at 22:13 EST
GF: I'm back at my house. whenever you are ready we can go ahead and get this over with.
FJ: Right! I just got through what the simulation had to offer, so I guess I know what I have to do, client player wise.
GF: That's good. Finally you know something more than every single trick to lighting a fire.
FJ: Hey! I'll burn you to the flaming ground if I have to!
GF: Easy, now. Just stay calm and establish the connection.
FJ: Fine!
flamingJumper [FJ] ceased pestering grimFacade [GF]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
=UPDATE 3=
=Connect
<<PESTERLOG>>
flamingJumper [FJ] began pestering grimFacade [GF] at 22:20 EST
FJ: This is weird. I launched up the cognitive version and it says you're already linked to me.
FJ: What the actual flame fucking fuck?
GF: I appear to have a similar situation. Most of my tabs on my browser closed, leaving up some sort of notepad-esque page. A walkthrough, apparently.
FJ: Strange.
GF: Indeed. I will extract any information we actually need while the game launches up.
FJ: Right.
grimFacade [GF] Ceased pestering flamingJumper [FJ]
<<PESTERLOGEND>>
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